This guy is. And my heart truly goes out to him…but….
This guy is. And my heart truly goes out to him…but….
If you think you’re in love with someone you met online, and you haven’t met them yet….YOU’RE RE-TAHDED.
Don’t do it.
LIVE from the Hotel George V in Paris France just hours after I proposed, and once again in studio here in Los Angeles, the Sensitive Nice Gal joins me to discuss how we decided to take the leap!
Note: Originally aired 12/3/12.
This one is from WAY back in 2009…don’t drink and dial!
Note: Original airdate: back when I was very single.
Marcus Osborne of “Your Straight Male Friend” returns as we discuss:
NOTE: Originally aired 6/29/11
Marcus Osborne of “Your Straight Male Friend” joins me as we discuss the following:
NOTE: Originally aired 6/22/11
From WAY WAY back when I was single…Ah, the zone. We all hate it, we’ve all been in it, but we’ve all also put people in it. Halfway through my friend Brianna joins me as I discuss:
Note: Originally aired 10/13/10.
From WAY Back in my single days, here are some of my outtakes, GREAT stuff, from VEGAS, North Carolina, LA and Philly!
Note: Originally aired 9/08/10. My, how things have changed.
There is plenty of stuff out there of how to handle a break-up. Not a lot of how to do it when you are the one doing the dumping. Hopefully, you’ll do it with some dignity and class.
NOTE: Originally Aired Feb 10, 2010.
Tonight, in part 2 of our fabulous party at SNG Studios, we get all gay (happy) and gay (butt/scissor sex) celebrating AND discussing the recent Supreme Court decision. Was it right? Was it wrong? Right, Left, Gay, Straight, all will be offended, I promise! Enjoy
Tonight, we get all gay (happy) and gay (butt/scissor sex) celebrating AND discussing the recent Supreme Court decision. Was it right? Was it wrong? Right, Left, Gay, Straight, all will be offended, I promise! Enjoy!
Happy Friday! Tonight, we dive right into whether or not women really like assholes, Aziz Ansari’s views on relationships, and how every single woman who dumped me had a good reason…again. Enjoy!
The following exchange happened, oh, I dunno, 45 bah-jillions times before I met my wife:
Me: Honey, what’s wrong?
Her: (shuffles) Nothing.
Me: Are you sure?
Her: Yes, I’m sure. (looks away). Nothing is wrong.
Her: Yes really.
That goes on for an hour. Sometimes longer. I spin in circles while she does something passive-aggressive. Calls an ex-boyfriend. Eats ice cream, then throws it up. Poops with the door open, whatever.
Then, an argument occurs that, on the surface, appears to be about who didn’t do the dishes, but is actually about her jealousy of me having female friends.
I would estimate that 99.9999999999% of my relationships festered into a cluster-f–k demise in no small part due to this kind of behavior. No, I was not perfect (far from it) but I’m just giving you my point of view, ladies, from the other side.
However, I was about 6 months into dating the woman I am now married to when the following occurred:
Julie (marches into living room): Jordan, can I talk to you for a second? I know you’re watching the game…oh, I’ll wait for Chris Tillman to blow it again.
Jordan: Thanks (Tillman gives up 6 runs at the bottom of the 2nd, and the inning mercifully ends). What’s up, babe?”
Julie: Well, the thing is, we are having a party tonight and I did all the shopping, and did all the dishes…I just feel like I didn’t get enough praise for that.
Jordan: Oh. You’re absolutely right, babe. I’m sorry. I really appreciate you doing all the hard work. I apologize.
This went on for a year and a half. We would have a problem of some kind that I wasn’t aware of, and Julie would calmly explain it to me. Then, one day, it dawned on me…no woman I have ever met has done this before.
No passive-aggressive nonsense. No playing of games. Straight talk. To the point.
She will actually march into a room and tell me in clear and concise language what is on her mind. No yelling. NO YELLING.
Whether she is correct in seeking praise is irrelevant (she is). What matters is that she is a black belt at communication. And, “miscommunication,” is uttered as a reason for divorce just as much as, “irreconcilable differences.”
Ladies, do you have any idea of how awesome this is??? I almost married her on the spot. Of course, she already had an engagement ring on that I had given her, so I was covered.
If you have a problem, but you can’t find the words, take a breather. Go for a walk. Better yet, if he asks you what’s wrong, say, “I can’t quite find the words yet, I need to think about it, and I will get back to you, okay?”
It is so nice to be married to a woman who is nice as well as sane.
Tonight, Sue and I go the distance about dating a woman who doesn’t shave her armpits, understanding the difference between Euphoria and actual Love, and what to do if a woman accuses you of starring at her boobs. Enjoy!
Happy Friday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about the passing of Christopher Lee, an Australian couple who is divorcing to protest gay marriage, a very special (furry, not human) announcement of ours, and much more! Enjoy!
Tonight, Sue and I wax ever-so-poetic about tips on how to get over someone who won’t commit to you, and whether or not sex&booze is better than kids&religion. Enjoy!
Tonight, my big bro (and rising Social Worker) Scott joins us as we discuss my favorite topic, Borderline Personality Disorder, as well as the new Max Max flick. Enjoy!
Tonight, Sue and I (along with my brother) discuss what women really want (hearts and dollars, yo), a man’s role in planning a wedding, and the awesomeness of Amy Schumer. Enjoy!