Finance For All of Us with Carleton English

 Finance For All of Us with Carleton English

Tonight, Sue and I welcome my cousin, Carleton English, to the show as we discuss her work at CNBC, understanding finance and investing, our lack of financial education in high school, and how she met her current boyfriend. Enjoy!

(Before she comes on, Sue and I also discuss the Jennifer Lawrence photo theft, a gay kid catching his homophobic family on tape, and Joan Rivers, all before the break).

Ladies, If Our Answer Scare you, Stop Asking Scary Questions

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Tonight, Sue and I tackle a bunch of stuff, including how women never seem to want honest answers to their difficult questions, how internet dating really is no different from “real life ” dating, and how you can’t make someone like you who never will. I also put the final nail in the coffin on the ALS bucket-challenge haters. Enjoy!

Support My Cause…OR YOU DON’T CARE!!!

640 nancy ice bucket challenge Support My Cause...OR YOU DONT CARE!!! Tonight, Sue and I dive headfirst into the ALS bucket challenge, War Machine and Christy Mack, Ok Cupid’s manipulation, and your emails. Enjoy!

You Can’t Fall in Love for at Least 6 Months

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In tonight’s episode (last one until August 18th) Sue and I wax poetic about drawing selfies, 50 Shades of Grey, Robin Thicke, women who can’t stop dating the wrong guy, why I joined Tinder, and why you can’t love someone until you know all of them. Enjoy, and see you in two weeks!

Dumping Someone You Still Love

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Tonight, Sue and I wax the boards about dumping someone you still love, a Supermodel finding it difficult to date, Kim Kardashian getting racist taunts in Austria, and a nightclub in Vegas that refuses to give comp tables to “NOT HOT GIRLS.” Enjoy!

Checking Out Girls…In Front of Her

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Getting Dumped, and Finding Out Why

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Riding Solo (and dirty), I wax poetic about some moron who is suing the Yankees, whether or not you’d like to know exactly why someone is dumping you, and a different theory as to why men like dating crazy girls. Enjoy.

I’m Not Holding Your Purse

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Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about how there is no crying in Disneyland, how a guy peed on me (by accident?) there, a woman who writes a letter to her younger self admonition her for letting go of a, “nice guy,” and that recent Supreme Court case about birth control. Enjoy!

In Defense of the Beta Male

 

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Tonight, I wax oh-so-poetic about that thug mug shot that women are losing their shit over, a dumb hick who tricked his girlfriend into getting an abortion, guys who tell insecure hot chicks how beautiful they are on facebook, and my defense of the neutered american male.

Rants on the World Cup and Naked Guys in the Gym

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….and jealous guys, and people who text during movies, and Orange is the New Black, and….on and on.