All About the Gays, Part 1

Tonight, we get all gay (happy) and gay (butt/scissor sex) celebrating AND discussing the recent Supreme Court decision. Was it right? Was it wrong? Right, Left, Gay, Straight, all will be offended, I promise! Enjoy!

Do Women Really Like A-Holes?

Happy Friday! Tonight, we dive right into whether or not women really like assholes, Aziz Ansari’s views on relationships, and how every single woman who dumped me had a good reason…again. Enjoy!

Advice For Ladies: SAY WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND

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The following exchange happened, oh, I dunno, 45 bah-jillions times before I met my wife:

Me: Honey, what’s wrong?

Her: (shuffles) Nothing.

Me: Are you sure?

Her: Yes, I’m sure. (looks away). Nothing is wrong.

Me: Really?

Her: Yes really.

That goes on for an hour. Sometimes longer.  I spin in circles while she does something passive-aggressive. Calls an ex-boyfriend. Eats ice cream, then throws it up. Poops with the door open, whatever.

Then, an argument occurs that, on the surface, appears to be about who didn’t do the dishes, but is actually about her jealousy of me having female friends.

I would estimate that 99.9999999999% of my relationships festered into a cluster-f–k demise in no small part due to this kind of behavior. No, I was not perfect (far from it) but I’m just giving you my point of view, ladies, from the other side.

However, I was about 6 months into dating the woman I am now married to when the following occurred:

Julie (marches into living room): Jordan, can I talk to you for a second? I know you’re watching the game…oh, I’ll wait for Chris Tillman to blow it again.

Jordan: Thanks (Tillman gives up 6 runs at the bottom of the 2nd, and the inning mercifully ends). What’s up, babe?”

Julie: Well, the thing is, we are having a party tonight and I did all the shopping, and did all the dishes…I just feel like I didn’t get enough praise for that.

Jordan: Oh. You’re absolutely right, babe. I’m sorry. I really appreciate you doing all the hard work. I apologize.

This went on for a year and a half. We would have a problem of some kind that I wasn’t aware of, and Julie would calmly explain it to me. Then, one day, it dawned on me…no woman I have ever met has done this before.

No passive-aggressive nonsense. No playing of games. Straight talk. To the point.

She will actually march into a room and tell me in clear and concise language what is on her mind. No yelling. NO YELLING.

Whether she is correct in seeking praise is irrelevant (she is). What matters is that she is a black belt at communication. And, “miscommunication,” is uttered as a reason for divorce just as much as, “irreconcilable differences.”

Ladies, do you have any idea of how awesome this is??? I almost married her on the spot. Of course, she already had an engagement ring on that I had given her, so I was covered.

If you have a problem, but you can’t find the words, take a breather. Go for a walk.  Better yet, if he asks you what’s wrong, say, “I can’t quite find the words yet, I need to think about it, and I will get back to you, okay?”

It is so nice to be married to a woman who is nice as well as sane.

Don’t Stare At Her Tits

This is a nicer image than the one that would be appropriate for the title. Last week was enough.

Tonight, Sue and I go the distance about dating a woman who doesn’t shave her armpits, understanding the difference between Euphoria and actual Love, and what to do if a woman accuses you of starring at her boobs. Enjoy!

Christopher Lee, Real Life Bad ass

Happy Friday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about the passing of Christopher Lee, an Australian couple who is divorcing to protest gay marriage, a very special (furry, not human) announcement of ours, and much more! Enjoy!

Why Won’t He Commit to Me????

This is a reason why he doesn’t want to date you

Tonight, Sue and I wax ever-so-poetic about tips on how to get over someone who won’t commit to you, and whether or not sex&booze is better than kids&religion. Enjoy!

Borderlines and Max Max, Feminine Road

Tonight, my big bro (and rising Social Worker) Scott joins us as we discuss my favorite topic, Borderline Personality Disorder, as well as the new Max Max flick. Enjoy!

What Women Want

Tonight, Sue and I (along with my brother) discuss what women really want (hearts and dollars, yo), a man’s role in planning a wedding, and the awesomeness of Amy Schumer. Enjoy!

Can Women Abuse Men?

Happy Thursday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about neglecting your spouse in a relationship, dealing with jealousy, and a woman who thinks that she has been abusing her husband. Enjoy!

Caitlin Jenner is a Woman now. Okay!

We’re back! Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about a woman who’s soon-to-be-ex-husband has a new hot girlfriend, the Game of Thrones Rape controversy, how to remove someone from your heart, and Bruce/Caitlin Jenner. Enjoy!