All posts by Jordan

I am Jordan Rockwell. I am a Recovering Wuss. I am the Sensitive Nice Guy, out to entertain, educate, and above all, help others.

Tell Them Why You Dumped Them

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why it’s a good idea to ask someone why they dumped you
  • Why I am now 40 but feel 32
  • Review of the second season of, “Master of None.”
  • Why, “Bambi,” is the best movie about how to be a man
  • And more!

Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

Take the Leap

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • The Leap I took in Nevada last week, and how it relates to becoming a Dad
  • Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a Dad :)
  • Tiger Woods: LEAVE HIM BE
  • A guy is suing a lady for texting on their first (and only) date 
  • First date advice and how you need to learn how to listen
  • And more!

#371: Parade-Raining and Putting your Spouse First

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • What (I guess) is supposed to make a long-term relationship work
  • Mistakes I made with being a wuss in a long-term relationship
  • Why I used to revisit old haunts from my past
  • Whole30 Update: Still haven’t gotten permission to test yet
  • My jury duty experience
  • And more!

#370: The Search for the Gamma Quadrant

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Here. Get distracted by this hot alien lady. Anyway, at no point do I talk about Star Trek (that’s another podcast, coming soon) but I DO wax poetic about

  • The awesomeness of Manny Machado and why we should be like him
  • My continuing search of the gamma quadrant in my soul
  • Whole30/Fitness update: doing well weight wise, but still haven’t gotten permission to test yet. May 20 fast approaches
  • And OH so much more

Enjoy!

#369: Dating Reality Check

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How to handle getting stalked
  • Why we need women to give dating seminars to men and vice versa
  • RIP Charlie Murphy
  • Why you should be a role model for kids
  • Easter thoughts and a year later from my Dad passing away
  • And more!

#368: New Nerd Podcast with my Friend Alex

As with the other one I’m doing on politics, once a month, my friend Alex and I will blow hard, this time about science fiction, fantasy, and all around nerd stuff. Enjoy!

NOTE: Recorded live at Almaza, hence the background noise.

#367: New Political Podcast with my friend Alex

As with the other one I’m doing on nerd stuff, once a month, my friend Alex and I will blow hard, this time about politics, mainly about how we are a bunch of sane centrists trying to clam everyone down. Enjoy!

NOTE: Recorded live at Almaza, hence the background noise.

#366: Pyramid Schemes and Apologizing…Sometimes

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Hello! Yeah. I’m back. Still kind of scattershot with the weekly show themes, but lots of changes coming in the latter half of 2017. We’ll get there eventually, but until then:

  • A year ago I lost my Dad. Thoughts on that.
  • What to do if a friend of yours gets involved with a pyramid scheme
  • Reviews of, “His Girl Friday,” and Dave Chappelle’s first special from Netflix
  • When you should, or shouldn’t, apologize to someone you’ve wronged
  • And oh so much more!

#365: Be Your Own Boss

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Why Almaza is the place to be on the (eastern) west side of Los Angeles
  • Review of this excellent Cracked.com article
  • Review of, “Steve Jobs,” and Aaron Sorkin
  • A soccer player who thanked his wife…and his girlfriend…on television
  • What to do every time you wake up
  • And more!

#364: Russian Gold Diggers and, “Privilege.”

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; lost some more weight!
  • There is an actual Russian Golddiggers Academy
  • Two super-embarrassing dating stories from my past (don’t be like old me!)
  • Film reviews of, “Logan,” and, “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them.”
  • The problem with screaming, “privilege,” at people, as well as the ridiculous backlash of, “Iron Fist,” (which I haven’t seen).
  • And more!

Equalism For All

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Good evening, what’s going on? tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness Update: Time to Pump up the Volume
  • Wisdom from a Retired Navy Seal Operator
  • Film reviews of the Black Mirror Episode, “The Entire History of You,” and, “10 Cloverfield Lane.”
  • A shameful act from my past
  • Thoughts on, “International Women’s Day.”
  • And more!

Don’t Engage (With Crazy)

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about:

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  • Why arguing with crazy people will drive you insane
  • Whole30 Fitness update; The Next Step!
  • What cracked.com gets right, and wrong, about this article
  • Film reviews of, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” and, “Lion.”
  • What to do about Spain’s falling birthrates
  • Morons texting in movies
  • And more!

Do, “Tomorrow You,” a Favor Today

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; Phase 2!
  • How thinking of the future can help your present (in some small ways)
  • The difference between a whistle blower and a rat
  • Some dating pointers for the ladies this time!
  • And more. Enjoy!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

Envy Is the Road to Hell

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; Final Week!
  • Those who Envy are destined to fail
  • Some thoughts on the hilarious fake craig’s list ad below
  • A dating app based on hate (great idea…yeah.)
  • And more. Enjoy!

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Become Your Authentic Self or, “Die.”

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Good evening, what’s going on? ‘Bout time I use that here.  Again.

Anywho, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Fitness updates; 21 days out of 30 completed
  • Why girls sometimes give bad dating advice to guys
  • Dr. Antonio finally got something wrong on twitter (it never happens. He’s awesome).
  • Film reviews
  • A nightmare I had recently
  • Enjoy!

Find A Mission

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Nairy position God I’m a hack.

Anyway, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How thoughts in your head are a bigger threat to you than any human being outside
  • fitness whole30 update
  • answer to the questions below (from @bestproadvice on twitter)
  • Why a few of you need to get a grip
  • and more!

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