Category Archives: Getting Dumped

Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

#369: Dating Reality Check

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How to handle getting stalked
  • Why we need women to give dating seminars to men and vice versa
  • RIP Charlie Murphy
  • Why you should be a role model for kids
  • Easter thoughts and a year later from my Dad passing away
  • And more!

Don’t Engage (With Crazy)

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about:

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  • Why arguing with crazy people will drive you insane
  • Whole30 Fitness update; The Next Step!
  • What cracked.com gets right, and wrong, about this article
  • Film reviews of, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” and, “Lion.”
  • What to do about Spain’s falling birthrates
  • Morons texting in movies
  • And more!

What Good Would It Do?

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Happy New Year! 2016 behind us, 2017 on the way, I dive head first into the shallow end of the pointlessness of anxiety, the joys of VR, my goals for this year, and more! Enjoy, and welcome back!

Should You Ask Her Out Again?

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Surprise Sunday show! Tonight, I crack wise and shoot the breeze about how flashing your wealth means you’re rich and stupid, whether or not to ask her out again, and our awful addiction to screens. I also have some fun with this club for Beautiful People. Like ME. Enjoy!

Snape the “Nice Guy,” and Burying the Crazy Ex

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Greetings! Tonight, I throw the ball of yarn around yapping my gums about whether or not Snape is a, “Nice Guy Jerk,” from Harry Potter, a review of the film, “Burying the Ex,” plus a whole bunch of other stuff you don’t want to miss. Enjoy!

Live Until You Die

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Tonight, I explain some of the right ways to live (and some of the wrong) as well as an explanation of lizard brain entitlement. I also tell you what the right reasons for having children are. Hint: I WANNA BE A PARENT ain’t one of them. Enjoy!

Live From VEGAS BABY!

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Tonight, live from the exotic, amazing (and safer than the real thing) Rio Hotel and Casino…I’m a #startrek nerd. Deal with it. That said, I found time to watch my beloved Orioles beat the shit out of the Rangers (by 1 run) and do a podcast. Good times. enjoy!

 

Breaking Up is Hard To Do

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Especially when you’re the one doing it. Yes, in my single days, it was WAY easier to get dumped then do the dumping. I’ll rant about that, as well as some other things certain to offend you. Enjoy!

Charlie Sheen: King of the Broken People

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Tonight, I explain to you why Charlie Sheen, and everyone like him, will never change in spite of his HIV status. They are broken beyond repair. And I’ll do my best to help you avoid them.

Believe it Or Not…Once…I had No Game…

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Tonight, I read a few entries from a blog I used to have…buckle up…

 

It’s Never Too Late!

Tonight, I wade through a sea of questions about nagging wives, sex in your 40’s, when to be exclusive, and how it’s never too late to chase your dreams. Go for them!

Unless you want to get back together with an ex. Don’t do that.

 

NOTE: Audio gets a little wonky about a third of the way through. Sorry ’bout that.