Category Archives: rants

Tell Them Why You Dumped Them

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why it’s a good idea to ask someone why they dumped you
  • Why I am now 40 but feel 32
  • Review of the second season of, “Master of None.”
  • Why, “Bambi,” is the best movie about how to be a man
  • And more!

Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

#368: New Nerd Podcast with my Friend Alex

As with the other one I’m doing on politics, once a month, my friend Alex and I will blow hard, this time about science fiction, fantasy, and all around nerd stuff. Enjoy!

NOTE: Recorded live at Almaza, hence the background noise.

#367: New Political Podcast with my friend Alex

As with the other one I’m doing on nerd stuff, once a month, my friend Alex and I will blow hard, this time about politics, mainly about how we are a bunch of sane centrists trying to clam everyone down. Enjoy!

NOTE: Recorded live at Almaza, hence the background noise.

#366: Pyramid Schemes and Apologizing…Sometimes

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Hello! Yeah. I’m back. Still kind of scattershot with the weekly show themes, but lots of changes coming in the latter half of 2017. We’ll get there eventually, but until then:

  • A year ago I lost my Dad. Thoughts on that.
  • What to do if a friend of yours gets involved with a pyramid scheme
  • Reviews of, “His Girl Friday,” and Dave Chappelle’s first special from Netflix
  • When you should, or shouldn’t, apologize to someone you’ve wronged
  • And oh so much more!

#365: Be Your Own Boss

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Why Almaza is the place to be on the (eastern) west side of Los Angeles
  • Review of this excellent Cracked.com article
  • Review of, “Steve Jobs,” and Aaron Sorkin
  • A soccer player who thanked his wife…and his girlfriend…on television
  • What to do every time you wake up
  • And more!

#364: Russian Gold Diggers and, “Privilege.”

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; lost some more weight!
  • There is an actual Russian Golddiggers Academy
  • Two super-embarrassing dating stories from my past (don’t be like old me!)
  • Film reviews of, “Logan,” and, “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them.”
  • The problem with screaming, “privilege,” at people, as well as the ridiculous backlash of, “Iron Fist,” (which I haven’t seen).
  • And more!

Equalism For All

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Good evening, what’s going on? tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness Update: Time to Pump up the Volume
  • Wisdom from a Retired Navy Seal Operator
  • Film reviews of the Black Mirror Episode, “The Entire History of You,” and, “10 Cloverfield Lane.”
  • A shameful act from my past
  • Thoughts on, “International Women’s Day.”
  • And more!

Don’t Engage (With Crazy)

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about:

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  • Why arguing with crazy people will drive you insane
  • Whole30 Fitness update; The Next Step!
  • What cracked.com gets right, and wrong, about this article
  • Film reviews of, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” and, “Lion.”
  • What to do about Spain’s falling birthrates
  • Morons texting in movies
  • And more!

Do, “Tomorrow You,” a Favor Today

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; Phase 2!
  • How thinking of the future can help your present (in some small ways)
  • The difference between a whistle blower and a rat
  • Some dating pointers for the ladies this time!
  • And more. Enjoy!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

Become Your Authentic Self or, “Die.”

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Good evening, what’s going on? ‘Bout time I use that here.  Again.

Anywho, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Fitness updates; 21 days out of 30 completed
  • Why girls sometimes give bad dating advice to guys
  • Dr. Antonio finally got something wrong on twitter (it never happens. He’s awesome).
  • Film reviews
  • A nightmare I had recently
  • Enjoy!

Find A Mission

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Nairy position God I’m a hack.

Anyway, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How thoughts in your head are a bigger threat to you than any human being outside
  • fitness whole30 update
  • answer to the questions below (from @bestproadvice on twitter)
  • Why a few of you need to get a grip
  • and more!

@bestproadvice

Having the Last Laugh

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Hello! In my final show before, “you know what,” I crack wise about:

  • Fitness update
  • Laughing being one of the better tools in the toolbox of life
  • Having empathy for Ariana Grande
  • Toxic people avoidance
  • And more!

Enjoy!

The Hunt

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Good evening ladies and germs! Tonight, I blow hard about:

  • How hunting for food and hunting for….(fill in blank)…are different
  • Day 2 of my, “Whole30,” experience (it sucks).
  • Disneyland’s new security and why we put up with this
  • For the love of Zalman King Soft-core Porn

Enjoy!

Last One of the Year

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Tonight, last one of the year, I explore the wonderful gift Amy Schumer gave her father, Mark Hamill’s marriage advice, and how to find your meaning in life. Enjoy!

Talking to Myself

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Good evening folks! Tonight, I ramble for 45 minutes and change about Roman Polanski, why it’s stupid to say that, “A woman is always right,” and responses to my thoughts about how selfish Amy Adams’s character was in, “Arrival.” Enjoy!

Get A Dog

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Tonight, I wax poetic about how this show might change next year, why getting a dog is a good idea if you’re single and lonely (as long as “Fluffy” is a placeholder, not a substitute), how I would remake, “Love, Actually,” and my GIANT problem with the ending of the otherwise awesome new film, “Arrival.” Enjoy!