It’s a “best of” tonight, Enjoy!

SNG

Tonight, all the way from Sao Paulo, Brazil, my book editor Jess Taylor calls in and we discuss:

• The problem with sexism in the big three of western religion
• It is possible that people will look for another reason to be violent without religion
• How we have allowed religious lunatics to take over the world, but how we can stop it
• The decency of same-sex marriage, and how wonderful it is that “we” are finally coming around to it (this show was taped before President Obama finally pulled his head out of his ass on the subject)
• Comparing Brazil to the US in terms of corruption
• Just because you don’t like your country sometimes, doesn’t mean you don’t love your country always
• Men are just as irrational as women, if not more so (eh…)
• and more!

It’s very interesting to get other points of view on my show, and I thought having an American ex-pat who lives abroad would be a good example. Whether you agree with either of us or not, it’s pretty interesting stuff!

Welcome back everyone! And welcome back Steve Duno to the show. He doesn’t feel quite the  same as I do about PETA, but that’s okay. Tonight, we discuss:

• PETA. Did I mention that they are a bunch of insane lunatics?
• Insights into certain animal behavior, such as why my cat is trying to kill me
• How dogs and human have so much in common
• How male cats have barbed cocks…seriously
• How to get two cats to get along
• I love the ASPCA and I hate PETA
• And much more!

Tonight, my buddy Sue joins me once again and we discuss:

• Red flags to look out for, especially with abusers
• Jealousy is the big one to look out for
• Guys, your job at the bar/club is to hit on chicks, not get laid. Getting pussy is the bonus. Take rejection for what it is; a step towards the prize.
• Be Don Draper. That’s how you get chicks
• Dealing with Abuse in the family
• Victor Salva. Fuck you.
• And more!

Tonight, author and animal psychologist Steve Duno joins me and we shoot the breeze about:

• Well, first, we have some audio issues…so bear with us…
• The wonder and beauty of having pets
• Pets are just that, just pets…but not human beings
• The story of “Lou”, who was the subject of his book
• And a whole lot more!

Tonight, once again Sue joins me as co-host as we discuss and pick apart the following:

• Ladies, avoid the “sulking” guys…they are probably jealous and insane
• If you are insulting your woman, you are with the wrong woman, and there is something wrong with you
• Just because you are moody, ladies, doesn’t mean you have the right to treat us like crap!
• Hershey’s Chocolate and backrubs; the cure for most problems
• Yelling is abuse. Period. Don’t yell. Ever.
• Guys, don’t date strippers. Don’t date escorts. Ladies who disagree, I’m right and you’re wrong.
• Guys always want to get laid ASAP. That is a given!
• And more!

Tonight, all the way from Sao Paulo, Brazil, my book editor Jess Taylor calls in and we discuss:

• Why he left the US and moved abroad
• The erosion of our civil liberties after 9/11
• Why it’s so awesome to live in Brazil…well not that awesome, but it works for Jess!
• Middle-East politics and our opposing views, in that Jess thinks that Sharia law invading the west isn’t a worry, and I simply don’t agree
• We do agree, however, that theocratic principles are incompatible with democratic ones
• And more!

It’s very interesting to get other points of view on my show, and I thought having an American ex-pat who lives abroad would be a good example. Whether you agree with either of us or not, it’s pretty interesting stuff!

Sue joins me once again as we discuss:

• A dude who knocked up a crackhead
• Mel Gibson sucks but so does that Gypsy Witch he knocked up
• Chicks crying after one-night stands
• How telling a girl that “You’re the one that got away” is retarded
• Rushing into love is stupid and you have to know someone well to love them
• And more!

Tonight, all the way from Sao Paulo, Brazil, my book editor Jess Taylor calls in and we discuss

• What it means to be gay
• How Jess first knew he liked the penis (jk)
• Don’t men get along better with men intellectually?
• Can men and women truly be friends?
• The retarded Religious Right
• The nature of violence in humanity
• And more!

Tonight, DJ Jerk Relapse joins me once again from sin city and we discuss:

• Horror stories of sperm-hungry golddigging Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
• Thoughts on Arnold and his love child
• The definition of a “paycheck baby”
• How fake boobs make a lot of women switch personalities, and not for the better.
• How changing from a “nice guy” to a “jerk” got him more success with women (I don’t know ANYTHING about that, of course)
• Diet Tips (hint..put the fork down and go to the gym!)
• And more!