Internet Dating, Part Deux

Melissa and I continue our discussion on Internet dating (and why you should not put “about average” as a body type when you are a wildebeest) and we also go into Sex and the City: The Movie. Miranda sucks. There I said it.

How to Tell if They are interested…

In tonight’s podcast, I give a couple of pointers in regards to how you can tell whether or not that looker you’re speaking to (and hitting on) feels the same way, and not thinking of the ways he/she can humiliate you. You know, because it’s not like I have any personal experience in the latter…

EDIT: Some, maybe all of this, might be obvious to you.  If it is, congrats, you are part of the upper 10% of people who are not complete idiots!  But I’ve been an idiot, and some of this wasn’t so obvious to me.  I once had a girl practically drag me to MY bed before I figured out that she liked me.  Yup.  Men can be clueless.  And ladies, if you think you’re not, well…come on. :)

Internet Dating

In tonight’s podcast, Melissa and I (with Chloe on occasion) explore the world of Internet dating, and also go into going to sleezy LA nightclubs full of morons and bitches. You know, the typical Saturday night. Enjoy!

A day late…

But not a dollar short. I taped the latest podcast last night but was too sleepy to do the post production. I’d rather wait a day and have something good than rush something mediocre.

Anyway, here’s a tease…it’s about succubi…

First Dates

In tonight’s podcast, the little whipper-snapper and I discuss First Date advice for women, Trolls, and how Chloe won the award for C-block of the year in 2002. I’m still pissed :)

Enjoy!

EDIT: Check out the updated F.A.Q., Contact, Links and About page…

The Gays

In this podcast, I offer my unconditional support and love of the gay community, and how us breeders can learn a thing or two from them about love and romance. Got a problem with it? If you’re a fan of mine, you probably don’t :) Also, my gay buddy Evan calls in and gives his two cents.

That being said…enjoy!

And here is the link to the article I spoke of about Miss California.

Closing thoughts on Sex and the City

I have to admit, I kinda dug it.

Yeah, it had some plot holes, and the men were once again flogged, drawn and quartered for crimes that they didn’t commit alone, but I laughed, had a good time, and found it strangely therapeutic to write about it.

Now I see why I like Carrie so much. Writing rocks.

I don’t think I will complain about this show as I once did. Yeah, it’s silly. Yeah, it has led to a nation of women comparing themselves to one or more of the characters instead of looking at themselves as individual (and real) human beings, which is what they really are. The losing battle against soulless consumerism and superficial living continues to be lost. And I’ll always snicker at the way men are portrayed.

But, yet, at the same time, this is how women really see us. This is what they really think of us. This is what you gals really think of us. And in a way, it’s how your see yourselves. And at this point, fellas, you can’t beat city hall on this one.

If you can learn anything from Carrie and her crew, learn this: Just know what you want in life. Figure out what it is, know it, and go for it. Me, I’m still waiting for my Charlotte/Carrie hybrid. I know what I want. Go find what you want. And don’t settle for anything less.

Sex and the City: The Movie, Part 3

When we last left off, it was New Years Eve in Sex and the City. Steve once again found his balls back in Miranda’s Gucci bag, Charlotte has a baby in her belly that will probably bust out of her chest like Alien, and Carrie once again doesn’t have Big. I’m sure we’re not seeing a couple of dudes she used for sex before we pick up….just kiddin, doll.  I’m actually rooting for you.  All of you.  Goddamn me to hell, but I love Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte…and Miranda.  Don’t always like you.  But I love you.

Continue reading Sex and the City: The Movie, Part 3

Sex and the City: The Movie, part 1

I’ll admit, this was going to happen sooner or later. I put it off for a while. I always said I’d never do it. I made fun of my friends who did. But, now that I have this podcast and website, I guess I need to be well informed.

I’m going to watch the Sex and the City movie.

But what would be the fun in just watching it and not commenting on it, yeah?

Why not?

So, here is my running commentary. Enjoy!

Continue reading Sex and the City: The Movie, part 1

The Jordan and Melissa Show

Tonight, I have a new co-host…my good buddy Melissa Kaufman!

We shoot the breeze, debate romance, and have a couple of martinis. Good times!

Enjoy!

EDIT: And now it’s on Itunes. Don’t know what the delay was about…sorry :)