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#414: Normal Does Not Equal Right

Audio April 19, 2018 Jordan Leave a comment

Tonight, I shoot the breeze about:

Just because something is normal, that doesn’t mean it’s right. This one really grinds my gears
My terror of the fallout of the social media generation and the narcissism that social media enables
Thoughts on Monterey Bay and the beauty of the, “laid-back,” personality.
How taking a leap is good for the soul
And more!

Thanks for listening.

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#411: Toxic People and Envy, the enemy within

Audio March 31, 2018 Jordan Leave a comment

We’re back! (sorry for the lateness…got a kid…he’s so awesome). Anyway! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

The guy in England about to go to prison for making a joke. Seriously.
Updates on Chloe (the tumor hasn’t grown) and my meditation (70+ days in a row and counting!)
How to deal with Toxic People; cut them out of your life like the tumors that they are.
Once again, Envy is a signpost, not a destination
How Time Travel fantasies to fix the past are a fool’s errand.
And more!

Thanks for listening, I really appreciate it.

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#406: You Are Not Your Past…Seriously

Audio February 14, 2018 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

Why the yoga folks are right about living in the moment
Annual Valentine’s Day advice
How Rocky Balboa has some good advice about attacking your gremlin
Controlling your emotions by taming your gremlin
Some encouraging news about my cat’s cancer
And more!

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#404: Meditation isn’t just for Hippies

Audio January 31, 2018 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

The joys of meditation and calming the heck down
Why struggle and setting goals is great for relationships and career as long as you detach from the outcome
Why finding someone to root for who is more successful than you is important
Don’t send dick picks, guys. Just don’t. Do that, you’re a loser.
Seriously. Don’t.

Enjoy!

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#401: Questions to Help Us Grow

Audio January 4, 2018 Jordan Leave a comment

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First one of the new year and live from Almaza on Venice, I wax poetic about:

I re-examine the questions from the picture above, answer them cold, then listen to my answers from a year ago. It was a fascinating experiment
Why my son shouldn’t take advice from certain female friends of his
Why I won’t mock Amy Winehouse’s father for thinking his daughter is a ghost

I also answer the following questions:

In one sentence, who are you?
In one word, what do you live for?
What is worth the pain
What will you never give up on?
What do you always try to avoid?
What’s something you take for granted every day?
What do you need most right now?
What would you immediately do differently if you knew that no one would judge you
What’s something nobody could ever steal from you?
What would you like to forgive right now
Happiness is not….
What impact do you want to leave on the people you love?
Life is too short to tolerate…
What’s something that use to scare you, but no longer does?
What do you want to remember forever?
What do you always look forward to?
What recently reminded you of how fast time flies?
What’s something everyond should be able to say before they die

Enjoy!

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#398: You Don’t Have Problems, You have Challenges

Audio December 13, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

On Sunday, my beloved Philadelphia Eagles lost their quarterback for the season when Carson Wentz tore his ACL. Good news; we’re not done by any stretch, and I have some more thoughts for my son about perseverance in the face of adversity. Enjoy!

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#391: How to Avoid Annoying People at Bars

Audio October 25, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Tonight, I spend the first 15 minutes explaining how to get rid of annoying people who mistake your polite smile for life-long friendship. Then, I ramble a bit about the end of an era. After that, I answer some wacky Quora questions. I also have some fun with people who look like the tattoo monster puked all over them. Enjoy!

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#390: If It Hurts You, I Don’t Want It

Audio October 21, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening! Tonight, I ramble from a boys trip in Sin City (last one before I hunker down with the SNGal and commence, “Operation Nesting,” for the arrival of our son) of how you should actually hope for difficulty in life, in relationships, and in life. Enjoy!

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#389: Harvey Weinstein and Absolute Power

Audio October 11, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

https://i1.wp.com/www.thebarbedwiresatire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/6a1-1.jpg?resize=466%2C369 — He’s not sorry for what he’s done. He’s sorry because he got caught. You can’t turn a cake into a pizza.

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

Dating advice about how you should leave your ex’s alone unless you know exactly what you want from them
Why we lose interest in people
Quick thoughts on, “Blade Runner 2049.”
And most of all, Harvey f—king Weinstein, his crew of enablers, and what it means to be truly brave

Enjoy!

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Envy and Infatuation

Audio September 13, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

HELLO! I’m back. Tonight, I discuss:

How Envy drives a relationship, and life, into the ground
The difference between niceness and kindness
The difference between love and infatuation
I like answering questions on Quora now
Seeing, “The Muppets Take the Bowl.”

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#385: Finally…

Audio September 11, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

I’m not there yet, but I got closer last weekend.

I also wax poetic about class warfare in the Kingsman movie, why you shouldn’t settle (again), the sex-addiction drama, “Shame,” and fears I’m having as a parent-to-be. Enjoy!

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#384: Virtual Reality Dating, People Banging in Public, and F is For Family Table Read

Audio September 1, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

I’m back! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

The table read I attended for, “F is For Family.” Many thanks for Michael Price for the invite on Twitter!
Why people have sex in public
Virtual Reality Dating
Reviews of Jessica Jones and Game of Thrones
This article and why you shouldn’t do nice things for people who don’t know you are alive.
This bizarre IKEA ad
And more!

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#383: A Single Person’s Proper Mentality

Audio August 25, 2017 Jordan 1 Comment

Tonight, I’m going deep on my failures of being a raging coward. Granted, I am completely ignoring the times that I was Sade’s Sweetest Taboo, but such is the life of someone still struggling with self-loathing. At least you might get something out of it.

THEN:

Life happens, and the last 3rd (or so) is about the recent Joss Whedon cluster-f from his ex-wife. I have a more nuanced position the most, at least I’d like to think so.

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#376: Tell Them Why You Dumped Them

Audio June 21, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

Why it’s a good idea to ask someone why they dumped you
Why I am now 40 but feel 32
Review of the second season of, “Master of None.”
Why, “Bambi,” is the best movie about how to be a man
And more!

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#374: Everything is Your Fault

Audio June 7, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

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#372: The Day My Life Changed Forever

Audio May 24, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Just listen until the end

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#371: Parade-Raining and Putting your Spouse First

Audio May 7, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

What (I guess) is supposed to make a long-term relationship work
Mistakes I made with being a wuss in a long-term relationship
Why I used to revisit old haunts from my past
Whole30 Update: Still haven’t gotten permission to test yet
My jury duty experience
And more!

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#370: The Search for the Gamma Quadrant

Audio April 27, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Here. Get distracted by this hot alien lady. Anyway, at no point do I talk about Star Trek (that’s another podcast, coming soon) but I DO wax poetic about

The awesomeness of Manny Machado and why we should be like him
My continuing search of the gamma quadrant in my soul
Whole30/Fitness update: doing well weight wise, but still haven’t gotten permission to test yet. May 20 fast approaches
And OH so much more

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#369: Dating Reality Check

Audio April 19, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

How to handle getting stalked
Why we need women to give dating seminars to men and vice versa
RIP Charlie Murphy
Why you should be a role model for kids
Easter thoughts and a year later from my Dad passing away
And more!

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#366: Pyramid Schemes and Apologizing…Sometimes

Audio March 29, 2017 Jordan Leave a comment

Hello! Yeah. I’m back. Still kind of scattershot with the weekly show themes, but lots of changes coming in the latter half of 2017. We’ll get there eventually, but until then:

A year ago I lost my Dad. Thoughts on that.
What to do if a friend of yours gets involved with a pyramid scheme
Reviews of, “His Girl Friday,” and Dave Chappelle’s first special from Netflix
When you should, or shouldn’t, apologize to someone you’ve wronged
And oh so much more!

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