Tag Archives: Boobs

Don’t Engage With Crazy

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We’re back! Tonight, I wax poetic and crack wise about “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” and also:

Enjoy!

Live Until You Die

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Tonight, I explain some of the right ways to live (and some of the wrong) as well as an explanation of lizard brain entitlement. I also tell you what the right reasons for having children are. Hint: I WANNA BE A PARENT ain’t one of them. Enjoy!

Breaking Up is Hard To Do

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Especially when you’re the one doing it. Yes, in my single days, it was WAY easier to get dumped then do the dumping. I’ll rant about that, as well as some other things certain to offend you. Enjoy!

Dealing with Trump Supporters

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In tonight’s special half-hour, I explain how Trump is the same guy as the new villain on, “The Walking Dead,” how the 90’s weren’t as great as you thought they were, and why chimpanzees shouldn’t be treated the same as people. Enjoy!

Been a Tough Year

Rest in Peace, madame. Patton, we’re all with you.

Good evening ladies and gents! Tonight…I answer a few questions about dating and relationships, and pay tribute to Dr. Drew and Loveline as well as Michelle McNamara. Been a tough year so far, and it’s only May.

Transgendered MMA Fighters and Advice for Single Guys

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Tonight, I explore the idea of a chick who used to be a dude beating the hell out of chicks in MMA fights (and why that might be okay), explain Manny Paquio’s homophobia, and give out some advice for single guys as to who they should NOT date. Enjoy!

Why Dakota Johnson Get it…

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Good evening ladies and gents! Tonight, I explain why, “50 Shades of Gray” star Dakota Johnson actually has her head on straight, and answer an email from a lady who is dating an, “alpha male.” Enjoy!

Guys who Text, the Importance of Space, and the Oscars

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Tonight, I ramble about the Oscar Boycott, guys who won’t call girls because they are scared, and how getting space in a relationship is important for long-term health. Enjoy!

Don’t be a Coward

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Tonight, Sue and I discuss why you should never be a coward in life, as it is the sure way to spiritual death. We also discuss the epic douche-baggery that are most celebrities, and tell you what to do if your best friend bangs your sister. Enjoy!