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#391: How to Avoid Annoying People at Bars

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#390: If It Hurts You, I Don’t Want It

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Good evening! Tonight, I ramble from a boys trip in Sin City (last one before I hunker down with the SNGal and commence, “Operation Nesting,” for the arrival of our son) of how you should actually hope for difficulty in life, in relationships, and in life. Enjoy!

#389: Harvey Weinstein and Absolute Power

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He’s not sorry for what he’s done. He’s sorry because he got caught. You can’t turn a cake into a pizza.

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Dating advice about how you should leave your ex’s alone unless you know exactly what you want from them
  • Why we lose interest in people
  • Quick thoughts on, “Blade Runner 2049.”
  • And most of all, Harvey f—king Weinstein, his crew of enablers, and what it means to be truly brave

Enjoy!

Envy and Infatuation

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HELLO! I’m back. Tonight, I discuss:

  • How Envy drives a relationship, and life, into the ground
  • The difference between niceness and kindness
  • The difference between love and infatuation
  • I like answering questions on Quora now
  • Seeing, “The Muppets Take the Bowl.”

#385: Finally…

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I’m not there yet, but I got closer last weekend.

I also wax poetic about class warfare in the Kingsman movie, why you shouldn’t settle (again), the sex-addiction drama, “Shame,” and fears I’m having as a parent-to-be. Enjoy!

#384: Virtual Reality Dating, People Banging in Public, and F is For Family Table Read

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I’m back! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • The table read I attended for, “F is For Family.” Many thanks for Michael Price for the invite on Twitter!
  • Why people have sex in public
  • Virtual Reality Dating
  • Reviews of Jessica Jones and Game of Thrones
  • This article and why you shouldn’t do nice things for people who don’t know you are alive.
  • This bizarre IKEA ad
  • And more!

#383: A Single Person’s Proper Mentality

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Tonight, I’m going deep on my failures of being a raging coward. Granted, I am completely ignoring the times that I was Sade’s Sweetest Taboo, but such is the life of someone still struggling with self-loathing. At least you might get something out of it.

THEN:

Life happens, and the last 3rd (or so) is about the recent Joss Whedon cluster-f from his ex-wife. I have a more nuanced position the most, at least I’d like to think so.

Enjoy!

#376: Tell Them Why You Dumped Them

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why it’s a good idea to ask someone why they dumped you
  • Why I am now 40 but feel 32
  • Review of the second season of, “Master of None.”
  • Why, “Bambi,” is the best movie about how to be a man
  • And more!

#374: Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

#371: Parade-Raining and Putting your Spouse First

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • What (I guess) is supposed to make a long-term relationship work
  • Mistakes I made with being a wuss in a long-term relationship
  • Why I used to revisit old haunts from my past
  • Whole30 Update: Still haven’t gotten permission to test yet
  • My jury duty experience
  • And more!

#370: The Search for the Gamma Quadrant

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Here. Get distracted by this hot alien lady. Anyway, at no point do I talk about Star Trek (that’s another podcast, coming soon) but I DO wax poetic about

  • The awesomeness of Manny Machado and why we should be like him
  • My continuing search of the gamma quadrant in my soul
  • Whole30/Fitness update: doing well weight wise, but still haven’t gotten permission to test yet. May 20 fast approaches
  • And OH so much more

Enjoy!

#369: Dating Reality Check

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How to handle getting stalked
  • Why we need women to give dating seminars to men and vice versa
  • RIP Charlie Murphy
  • Why you should be a role model for kids
  • Easter thoughts and a year later from my Dad passing away
  • And more!

#366: Pyramid Schemes and Apologizing…Sometimes

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Hello! Yeah. I’m back. Still kind of scattershot with the weekly show themes, but lots of changes coming in the latter half of 2017. We’ll get there eventually, but until then:

  • A year ago I lost my Dad. Thoughts on that.
  • What to do if a friend of yours gets involved with a pyramid scheme
  • Reviews of, “His Girl Friday,” and Dave Chappelle’s first special from Netflix
  • When you should, or shouldn’t, apologize to someone you’ve wronged
  • And oh so much more!

#365: Be Your Own Boss

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Why Almaza is the place to be on the (eastern) west side of Los Angeles
  • Review of this excellent Cracked.com article
  • Review of, “Steve Jobs,” and Aaron Sorkin
  • A soccer player who thanked his wife…and his girlfriend…on television
  • What to do every time you wake up
  • And more!

#364: Russian Gold Diggers and, “Privilege.”

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; lost some more weight!
  • There is an actual Russian Golddiggers Academy
  • Two super-embarrassing dating stories from my past (don’t be like old me!)
  • Film reviews of, “Logan,” and, “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them.”
  • The problem with screaming, “privilege,” at people, as well as the ridiculous backlash of, “Iron Fist,” (which I haven’t seen).
  • And more!

Equalism For All

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Good evening, what’s going on? tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness Update: Time to Pump up the Volume
  • Wisdom from a Retired Navy Seal Operator
  • Film reviews of the Black Mirror Episode, “The Entire History of You,” and, “10 Cloverfield Lane.”
  • A shameful act from my past
  • Thoughts on, “International Women’s Day.”
  • And more!

Do, “Tomorrow You,” a Favor Today

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; Phase 2!
  • How thinking of the future can help your present (in some small ways)
  • The difference between a whistle blower and a rat
  • Some dating pointers for the ladies this time!
  • And more. Enjoy!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

Envy Is the Road to Hell

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; Final Week!
  • Those who Envy are destined to fail
  • Some thoughts on the hilarious fake craig’s list ad below
  • A dating app based on hate (great idea…yeah.)
  • And more. Enjoy!

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