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#401: Questions to Help Us Grow









First one of the new year and live from Almaza on Venice, I wax poetic about:

  • I re-examine the questions from the picture above, answer them cold, then listen to my answers from a year ago. It was a fascinating experiment
  • Why my son shouldn’t take advice from certain female friends of his
  • Why I won’t mock Amy Winehouse’s father for thinking his daughter is a ghost

I also answer the following questions:

  1. In one sentence, who are you?
  2. In one word, what do you live for?
  3. What is worth the pain
  4. What will you never give up on?
  5. What do you always try to avoid?
  6. What’s something you take for granted every day?
  7. What do you need most right now?
  8. What would you immediately do differently if you knew that no one would judge you
  9. What’s something nobody could ever steal from you?
  10. What would you like to forgive right now
  11. Happiness is not….
  12. What impact do you want to leave on the people you love?
  13. Life is too short to tolerate…
  14. What’s something that use to scare you, but no longer does?
  15. What do you want to remember forever?
  16. What do you always look forward to?
  17. What recently reminded you of how fast time flies?
  18. What’s something everyond should be able to say before they die


#391: How to Avoid Annoying People at Bars

http://www.dcclubbing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pickup.jpgTonight, I spend the first 15 minutes explaining how to get rid of annoying people who mistake your polite smile for life-long friendship. Then, I ramble a bit about the end of an era. After that, I answer some wacky Quora questions. I also have some fun with people who look like the tattoo monster puked all over them. Enjoy!

#389: Harvey Weinstein and Absolute Power

He’s not sorry for what he’s done. He’s sorry because he got caught. You can’t turn a cake into a pizza.

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Dating advice about how you should leave your ex’s alone unless you know exactly what you want from them
  • Why we lose interest in people
  • Quick thoughts on, “Blade Runner 2049.”
  • And most of all, Harvey f—king Weinstein, his crew of enablers, and what it means to be truly brave


#383: A Single Person’s Proper Mentality


Tonight, I’m going deep on my failures of being a raging coward. Granted, I am completely ignoring the times that I was Sade’s Sweetest Taboo, but such is the life of someone still struggling with self-loathing. At least you might get something out of it.


Life happens, and the last 3rd (or so) is about the recent Joss Whedon cluster-f from his ex-wife. I have a more nuanced position the most, at least I’d like to think so.


Don’t Engage (With Crazy)

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about:


  • Why arguing with crazy people will drive you insane
  • Whole30 Fitness update; The Next Step!
  • What cracked.com gets right, and wrong, about this article
  • Film reviews of, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” and, “Lion.”
  • What to do about Spain’s falling birthrates
  • Morons texting in movies
  • And more!

Envy Is the Road to Hell


Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Whole30 Fitness update; Final Week!
  • Those who Envy are destined to fail
  • Some thoughts on the hilarious fake craig’s list ad below
  • A dating app based on hate (great idea…yeah.)
  • And more. Enjoy!


Find A Mission


Nairy position God I’m a hack.

Anyway, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How thoughts in your head are a bigger threat to you than any human being outside
  • fitness whole30 update
  • answer to the questions below (from @bestproadvice on twitter)
  • Why a few of you need to get a grip
  • and more!


Get Out of Your Own Way


Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • The joys of being off facebook
  • Why refusing advice is the worst thing you can do
  • How meditation and mindfulness is helping me improve
  • Why so many of you are still single (when you don’t wish to be)
  • And more


Guys who Text, the Importance of Space, and the Oscars


Tonight, I ramble about the Oscar Boycott, guys who won’t call girls because they are scared, and how getting space in a relationship is important for long-term health. Enjoy!

Is Real Love Possible?


Happy Fat Tuesday! Is it fat? Who cares. Anyway, Sue and I wax the car about the nature of love in today’s fast-paced virtual world, how the divorce rate isn’t what we think it is, and how Class Actress is an example to follow. Enjoy!

It’s Never Too Late!

Tonight, I wade through a sea of questions about nagging wives, sex in your 40’s, when to be exclusive, and how it’s never too late to chase your dreams. Go for them!

Unless you want to get back together with an ex. Don’t do that.


NOTE: Audio gets a little wonky about a third of the way through. Sorry ’bout that.

What If Your Ex Calls you?


You don’t answer the phone! I answer that, plus a slew of other dating and relationships questions tonight! Enjoy!

So, a French Chick “forgot” to use Birth Control…

And now she’s pleading to find the guy with whom she had a one-nighter on vacation. I talk about it. At length. Enjoy!

Why Won’t He Commit to Me????

This is a reason why he doesn’t want to date you

Tonight, Sue and I wax ever-so-poetic about tips on how to get over someone who won’t commit to you, and whether or not sex&booze is better than kids&religion. Enjoy!

Caitlin Jenner is a Woman now. Okay!

We’re back! Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about a woman who’s soon-to-be-ex-husband has a new hot girlfriend, the Game of Thrones Rape controversy, how to remove someone from your heart, and Bruce/Caitlin Jenner. Enjoy!

Guys Who Lie to Women…and Women who Lie to Men

Happy April! Tonight, Sue and I wax ever so poetic about men and women who lie to each other for various reasons, people who sabotage their own relationships, and the most important advice I can give women. Enjoy!

Is His Wife Cheating on Him?

Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about a guy who is convinced his wife is cheating on him, a woman whose husband wants her to get a breast reduction, and why I am no longer on the Radio I/O Network. Enjoy!