Tag Archives: First Dates

#389: Harvey Weinstein and Absolute Power

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He’s not sorry for what he’s done. He’s sorry because he got caught. You can’t turn a cake into a pizza.

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Dating advice about how you should leave your ex’s alone unless you know exactly what you want from them
  • Why we lose interest in people
  • Quick thoughts on, “Blade Runner 2049.”
  • And most of all, Harvey f—king Weinstein, his crew of enablers, and what it means to be truly brave

Enjoy!

#380: How to Break Up With Someone: Revisited

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why you should check out a lecture on gardening even if that’s the last thing you should do
  • The awesomeness that is Tony Bennet
  • How to Break Up With Someone Properly
  • Something women (in general) are dead wrong about, and how their men should handle it
  • And oh so much more

Enjoy!

#376: Tell Them Why You Dumped Them

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why it’s a good idea to ask someone why they dumped you
  • Why I am now 40 but feel 32
  • Review of the second season of, “Master of None.”
  • Why, “Bambi,” is the best movie about how to be a man
  • And more!

#373: Take the Leap

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • The Leap I took in Nevada last week, and how it relates to becoming a Dad
  • Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a Dad :)
  • Tiger Woods: LEAVE HIM BE
  • A guy is suing a lady for texting on their first (and only) date 
  • First date advice and how you need to learn how to listen
  • And more!

Dealing with Trump Supporters

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In tonight’s special half-hour, I explain how Trump is the same guy as the new villain on, “The Walking Dead,” how the 90’s weren’t as great as you thought they were, and why chimpanzees shouldn’t be treated the same as people. Enjoy!

It’s Never Too Late!

Tonight, I wade through a sea of questions about nagging wives, sex in your 40’s, when to be exclusive, and how it’s never too late to chase your dreams. Go for them!

Unless you want to get back together with an ex. Don’t do that.

 

NOTE: Audio gets a little wonky about a third of the way through. Sorry ’bout that.

Do Women Really Like A-Holes?

Happy Friday! Tonight, we dive right into whether or not women really like assholes, Aziz Ansari’s views on relationships, and how every single woman who dumped me had a good reason…again. Enjoy!

Why Won’t He Commit to Me????

This is a reason why he doesn’t want to date you

Tonight, Sue and I wax ever-so-poetic about tips on how to get over someone who won’t commit to you, and whether or not sex&booze is better than kids&religion. Enjoy!

Jealousy, Bullies, and Jeremy Clarkson

Tonight, I wax poetic about this idiot, people who can’t find, “the one,” Lizzie Velasquez, and Jeremy Clarkson. Enjoy!

Dancing with the Stars….Orgy?

Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about Orgies at, “Dancing With the Stars,” those Carl Jr. Ads, a guy who set his ex-wife’s house on fire, and a woman wondering if it’s weird that her man is hanging out with his ex. Enjoy!

How to Be Happy

Tonight, I blow hard on a listener question of why people chose to be unhappy, my recent move into a new house, and the Oscars. Special shout-out to John Legend (CP’s unite!). Enjoy!

Getting Dumped, and Finding Out Why

Riding Solo (and dirty), I wax poetic about some moron who is suing the Yankees, whether or not you’d like to know exactly why someone is dumping you, and a different theory as to why men like dating crazy girls. Enjoy.

Is He Playing Games?

Probably. No matter. Anyway, tonight, during the opening of what will most likely (not) be a great (but rebuilding) season for my beloved Philadelphia Eagles, Sue and I dive into the following:

  • Advice for my lovelorn single friends
  • Normal wedding jitters
  • Crazy Arizona Christians going to England
  • How 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight are just wonderful pieces of literature and great examples for women to follow
  • Whether a guy is playing games with his girl or not
  • And more!

She Devils, Sex, and Margaret Thatcher

Though not in that order! Tonight, Sue and I discuss:

  • Further discussion of “She-Devils”, and my confession that not only have I been a, “He-Devil”, I will discuss next week in detail!
  • The Death of the Iron Lady
  • What to do if your friend is in a bad relationship and won’t get out of it
  • The relation between sex and emotion
  • And more!

Friend Zone Galore!

Welcome to the Future, everybody! 2013! We survived, the Mayans were wrong, and tonight, Sue and I tackle the following:

  • This article, and I how I disagree in principle but agree in certain parts on specifics (hint: Guys, if you constantly find yourself in the ‘friend zone’ you have no game).
  • An email from a girl who I believe has found herself in a twisted friend zone of her own
  • My adventures with the Sensitive Nice Gal looking for a wedding venue
  • And more!

 

Kristen Stewart is NOT a Whore

Tonight, we wax poetic about:

  • Kristen Stewart; she’s young, she is going to make mistakes, and the real bad guy is the married dipshit who seduced her
  • This fella getting his Star on the Walk of Fame!
  • An unfortunate update about a listener’s dating woes
  • Further thoughts from our female soldier in the Middle East as to why guys keep dating shrews
  • An Email from a guy tempted to bang a married chick he used to date
  • And more!

Douchebags and Cheating

Welcome back, everybody! Tonight, Sue and I tackle the following:

  • Our new sponsor, Mangrate! Click on that link (or on the banner on right side) to get our special offer!
  • Online Casinovas praying on weak and vulnerable women
  • An update from Sue’s step-son in Haiti
  • Email from a lady who keeps attracting the wrong guys
  • Email from a dude tempted to stray on his wife
  • And more!

Break Ups and Short Guys

Extra Long one tonight, (as I was unavailable Monday, but lots of good stuff tonight as Sue and I dive into:

  • The film “Ted” and how embarrassed I am for my fellow ALS fighters in their completely overblown reaction to the jokes in the film
  • The book, “50 Shades of Grey”, and how women need to live out their fantasies in real life
  • An email from a girl second-guessing her break-up with a guy twice her age, and how putting him in the “friend zone” completely back-fired on her
  • Emails from short guys who can’t get chicks (check out this guy and then tell me if you can’t get chicks)
  • And more!