Tag Archives: He’s Just Not That Into You

#373: Take the Leap


Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • The Leap I took in Nevada last week, and how it relates to becoming a Dad
  • Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a Dad 🙂
  • Tiger Woods: LEAVE HIM BE
  • A guy is suing a lady for texting on their first (and only) date 
  • First date advice and how you need to learn how to listen
  • And more!

Get Out of Your Own Way


Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • The joys of being off facebook
  • Why refusing advice is the worst thing you can do
  • How meditation and mindfulness is helping me improve
  • Why so many of you are still single (when you don’t wish to be)
  • And more


Do Women Really Like A-Holes?

Happy Friday! Tonight, we dive right into whether or not women really like assholes, Aziz Ansari’s views on relationships, and how every single woman who dumped me had a good reason…again. Enjoy!

Can Women Abuse Men?

Happy Thursday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about neglecting your spouse in a relationship, dealing with jealousy, and a woman who thinks that she has been abusing her husband. Enjoy!

Abusive Relationships and Depression

They’re back…I mean she’s back.

Tonight, Sue and I offer some tips on how to recognize abuse and differentiate it from when you’re the problem, not them. We also talk about depression, money, and more comedians getting in trouble with the PC Fuzz. Enjoy!

Don’t Buy Girls Drinks!

Tonight, Sue and I tackle:

  • An email from a girl who witnessed a “nice guy” buy a bunch of drinks for girls…
  • A look at a “ManBible of Female Truths”
  • What men, and women, really want
  • The retarded left-wing moonbats at Rolling Stone Magazine
  • My thoughts on THAT case…you know…in Florida
  • and more!

Friend Zone Torture, Dating Married Guys and Game of Thrones Romance

Tonight, Sue and I dive into the following:

  • The various romantic entanglements of “Game of Thrones”
  • A girl who can’t stop dating married guys
  • An update from our friend Godless Smeghead
  • The horrible torture of being in the “friend zone”
  • Star Trek Into Darkness and political correctness
  • and more!

Friend Zone Galore!

Welcome to the Future, everybody! 2013! We survived, the Mayans were wrong, and tonight, Sue and I tackle the following:

  • This article, and I how I disagree in principle but agree in certain parts on specifics (hint: Guys, if you constantly find yourself in the ‘friend zone’ you have no game).
  • An email from a girl who I believe has found herself in a twisted friend zone of her own
  • My adventures with the Sensitive Nice Gal looking for a wedding venue
  • And more!


The World’s Unluckiest Bachelor…Uh-huh

Tonight, Sue and I tackle the following:

  • The sad yet exhilarating existance of being a sports fan…as well as tips for dating one, and being a sports fan while dating a lady
  • This guy, who really has the wrong idea about how to find true love, and maybe the Matchmaking Scam actually is doing the Lord’s work.
  • This article, to which I reply, “DUH!”
  • And more!

Friend Zone Nonsense, Angry Emails and Astrology is Bulls–t

Rockin’ Show tonight with the SNG riding solo. Tonight, I discuss:

  • An Email from a dude who did the right thing when a girl tried to put him in the “friend zone”
  • The little yap dogs that many women carry around, well…
  • Astrology does not make the female gender look good
  • I don’t have to respect the beliefs of people who think the Earth was literally formed in 6 days.
  • And more…oh so much more…

Sadistic Women, the Religious Right and Feminists

Yup, we got a lot on the plate today, including:

  • This lady. Watch it and get angry, guys.
  • The religious right’s completely retarded worldview and how they are against birth control.
  • Yet another talk on feminism, and this guy’s article on the subject
  • And more!

Grand Canyon…and Hate Mail!

Welcome back everyone! Tonight, “live” from the Grand Canyon (eh, almost three weeks ago) comes the first half of today’s show. Then, back to the studio for part two as I discuss:

  • The “Rules”…again
  • That idiot redneck moron who shot his daughter’s laptop on Facebook.
  • Valentine’s Day…my thoughts and criticisms of it
  • Diamonds should not be a girl’s best friend
  • A piece of hate mail I got, and how one can draw wisdom from the oddest places in life (douchebags)
  • And more!

Make Some Money, Don’t Be a Pussy!

Welcome back everyone! In tonight’s show, I wax poetic about:

  • How a guy I know (of) is doing oh so the wrong thing now that his girlfriend has dumped him
  • Email from a chick who walked in on her boyfriend “molesting himself” to porn
  • First date locations in Los Angeles
  • Updates on my writing
  • How I lost 14 pounds in 23 days…seriously (I’ll have a full article up in the next couple of weeks, but for now, you gotta listen in).

Be back live February 9!

BEST OF: The Friend Zone


We will be back live on Thursday night (new night from now on), but for now, enjoy this oldie-but-goodie!

The Bieber…ain’t so bad

Justin Bieber…I’m defending him.  Kinda.  Enjoy!

How I Met Your Mother!

Welcome everyone!  Today, I dive headfirst into the following:

  • How I Met Your Mother, and the great fan site I’m now writing for, Have You Met Ted.com
  • Danger Zones, and why you should stay as far away from them as possible
  • How you can’t date someone who is emotionally attached to someone else
  • Following the Golden Rule of Empathy
  • And more!

Golddiggers with Marcus Osborne

Marcus Osborne of “Your Straight Male Friend” returns as we discuss:

  • The difference between a good woman and an actual golddigger
  • Break ups and the “skunk test”
  • No shit-talking your baby daddy/mama
  • Marcus’s harrowing tale of getting run the fuck over by a succubus
  • Maria Shriver and Weiners

Romance talk with Marcus Osborne!

Good times!  Marcus Osborne of “Your Straight Male Friend” joins me as we discuss the following:

  • His awesome show, “Your Straight Male Friend”
  • One night stand etiquette
  • When do you bang?
  • How dumb the “rules” are
  • How retarded Romantic Comedies are (Julia Roberts can kiss our asses)


It’s Not Correct to be Politically Correct

Happy End of April!  In tonight’s episode, I discuss the following:

  • How much I hate politically correctness
  • It’s okay to have humor with domestic abuse, as long as you attack the abuser, not the abused
  • Ladies, if he hasn’t kissed you, he’s not a man, and thus not the man for you
  • A Rant against the airlines, but praise for Virgin America.


When does the Sex happen???

In tonight’s episode, I read an email from a friend about her friend, “Kelly”, who isn’t quite sure when she should start sleeping with a guy.  I have my opinions, and I’m sure you’ll have yours.  Enjoy!

Towards the end, I also go off on a rant about jerks in movie theaters. I’m sure you’ll agree.