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Crazy Vegas Cocktail Waitresses with Jerk Relapse

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Tonight, DJ Jerk Relapse joins me once again from sin city and we discuss:

  • Horror stories of sperm-hungry golddigging Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
  • Thoughts on Arnold and his love child
  • The definition of a “paycheck baby”
  • How fake boobs make a lot of women switch personalities, and not for the better.
  • How changing from a “nice guy” to a “jerk” got him more success with women (I don’t know ANYTHING about that, of course)
  • Diet Tips (hint..put the fork down and go to the gym!)
  • And more!

Vegas Whores with Jerk Relapse

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Tonight, DJ Jerk Relapse joins me from Las Vegas and we discuss:

  • “Curvy” women in denial
  • Genetic’s role in body type
  • The life of a Vegas DJ and behind-the-scenes stories of Sin City
  • Strippers, and the razor-thin line between a lap dance and sex for money
  • Cocktail Waitresses
  • And more!

 

BEST OF: Shrews Suck

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I’m in the Grand Canyon, or Vegas, at the moment, so enjoy an oldie but goodie!

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Welcome back everybody!  Tonight, I am going to ruffle a few feathers.  But I think that’s a good thing.  You don’t want to get bored, do you?

Tonight, I discuss:

  • How a couple things I wrote on a “How I Met Your Mother” fan site were taken completely out of context
  • Just because I rip into shrews doesn’t mean I need to give equal time to ripping into abusive men
  • Pregnant women have a lot to teach us, like the joys of vanilla ice cream with pickles, bursting into tears while watching the Stanley Cup, and find fun things to do with cat crap and Oprah.
  • Straight Men do not want to date women who used to be men.  Period.  Now build a bridge and get over it.
  • And more!