Tag Archives: Las Vegas

#391: How to Avoid Annoying People at Bars

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#390: If It Hurts You, I Don’t Want It

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Good evening! Tonight, I ramble from a boys trip in Sin City (last one before I hunker down with the SNGal and commence, “Operation Nesting,” for the arrival of our son) of how you should actually hope for difficulty in life, in relationships, and in life. Enjoy!

Envy and Infatuation

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HELLO! I’m back. Tonight, I discuss:

  • How Envy drives a relationship, and life, into the ground
  • The difference between niceness and kindness
  • The difference between love and infatuation
  • I like answering questions on Quora now
  • Seeing, “The Muppets Take the Bowl.”

#374: Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

#373: Take the Leap

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • The Leap I took in Nevada last week, and how it relates to becoming a Dad
  • Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a Dad :)
  • Tiger Woods: LEAVE HIM BE
  • A guy is suing a lady for texting on their first (and only) date 
  • First date advice and how you need to learn how to listen
  • And more!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

The Hunt

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Good evening ladies and germs! Tonight, I blow hard about:

  • How hunting for food and hunting for….(fill in blank)…are different
  • Day 2 of my, “Whole30,” experience (it sucks).
  • Disneyland’s new security and why we put up with this
  • For the love of Zalman King Soft-core Porn

Enjoy!

Buy Someone A Drink

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Evening, folks! Tonight, I blow hard about why I think Il Duce 2.0 won the election, how regretful (but not necessarily sorry) I am for some ways I behaved in the past, and how the muse gave me a great idea that I think we all should do at least once a week. Enjoy!

What If Your Ex Calls you?

 

You don’t answer the phone! I answer that, plus a slew of other dating and relationships questions tonight! Enjoy!

Don’t Stare At Her Tits

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Tonight, Sue and I go the distance about dating a woman who doesn’t shave her armpits, understanding the difference between Euphoria and actual Love, and what to do if a woman accuses you of starring at her boobs. Enjoy!

Christopher Lee, Real Life Bad ass

Happy Friday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about the passing of Christopher Lee, an Australian couple who is divorcing to protest gay marriage, a very special (furry, not human) announcement of ours, and much more! Enjoy!

Dumping Someone You Still Love

Tonight, Sue and I wax the boards about dumping someone you still love, a Supermodel finding it difficult to date, Kim Kardashian getting racist taunts in Austria, and a nightclub in Vegas that refuses to give comp tables to “NOT HOT GIRLS.” Enjoy!

He’s Not Going to Leave His wife

Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about the following:

  • How that married guy you’re “dating” is never going to leave his wife
  • This lady, I was a little mean on the show, but I mean well, I swear
  • Should Girls go for nerdy guys? If only they could want to
  • My  recent article about Twilight…suck it Team Edward
  • AC Green being the only virgin on the 80’s LA Lakers
  • That dingbat moron Jenny McCarthy might be responsible for a measles outbreak
  • and more!

Hecklers, Banning the Word, “Bossy” and the Science of Happily Ever After

We’re back live! I’m still fighting this damn cold but screw it! Tonight, Sue returns and we discuss:

Cougars, Break-Ups, and how to be a MAN

Tonight, Sue and I dive headfirst into:

  • Are women discriminated against in Hollywood?
  • Goldman Sach’s MAN LIST!
  • How Breaking Up is hard…to..do
  • A “cougar” send me hate mail
  • Dealing with, “one-downers”
  • and more!

Courtesy

Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about:

  • people who spoil tv shows on social media without any kind of remorse
  • my recent sin city trip to re-release a friend into the wild
  • an email from a guy complaining about women emotionally blackmailing him
  • in-shape women getting yelled at by fat chicks
  • and more!

Alec Baldwin, Courtney Stodden and crazy girls..yet again

Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about:

  • A feminist friend of mine agrees with me about pussy guys!
  • A nude woman on a subway….grrrr
  • Alec Baldwin and a psycho stalker
  • Courtney Stodden (sorry)
  • An email from a guy whose girlfriend won’t stop a douchey male friend of hers from flirting with her
  • and more!

Break Up Advice..like a BOSS!

Tonight, Sue and I dive head-first into:

  • How to deal with a break up
  • How confidence is everything when hitting on chicks
  • Red Flags to look for
  • My Upcoming Trip to the Bay Area
  • And more!