Tag Archives: Nightclubs

#391: How to Avoid Annoying People at Bars

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Envy and Infatuation

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HELLO! I’m back. Tonight, I discuss:

  • How Envy drives a relationship, and life, into the ground
  • The difference between niceness and kindness
  • The difference between love and infatuation
  • I like answering questions on Quora now
  • Seeing, “The Muppets Take the Bowl.”

#366: Pyramid Schemes and Apologizing…Sometimes

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Hello! Yeah. I’m back. Still kind of scattershot with the weekly show themes, but lots of changes coming in the latter half of 2017. We’ll get there eventually, but until then:

  • A year ago I lost my Dad. Thoughts on that.
  • What to do if a friend of yours gets involved with a pyramid scheme
  • Reviews of, “His Girl Friday,” and Dave Chappelle’s first special from Netflix
  • When you should, or shouldn’t, apologize to someone you’ve wronged
  • And oh so much more!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

The Hunt

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Good evening ladies and germs! Tonight, I blow hard about:

  • How hunting for food and hunting for….(fill in blank)…are different
  • Day 2 of my, “Whole30,” experience (it sucks).
  • Disneyland’s new security and why we put up with this
  • For the love of Zalman King Soft-core Porn

Enjoy!

What Good Would It Do?

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Happy New Year! 2016 behind us, 2017 on the way, I dive head first into the shallow end of the pointlessness of anxiety, the joys of VR, my goals for this year, and more! Enjoy, and welcome back!

Believe it Or Not…Once…I had No Game…

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Tonight, I read a few entries from a blog I used to have…buckle up…

 

Is Love Enough? NO!

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Happy Tuesday the 13th Is that scary? I don’t care, because…never mind. Anyway, tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about how love is not enough to sustain a long-term relationships. Also, we wax some more about how love can make you do stupid things, like stay with an alcoholic and date an abuser. Enjoy!

Don’t Stare At Her Tits

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Tonight, Sue and I go the distance about dating a woman who doesn’t shave her armpits, understanding the difference between Euphoria and actual Love, and what to do if a woman accuses you of starring at her boobs. Enjoy!

Christopher Lee, Real Life Bad ass

Happy Friday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about the passing of Christopher Lee, an Australian couple who is divorcing to protest gay marriage, a very special (furry, not human) announcement of ours, and much more! Enjoy!

Can Women Abuse Men?

Happy Thursday! Tonight, Sue and I shoot the breeze about neglecting your spouse in a relationship, dealing with jealousy, and a woman who thinks that she has been abusing her husband. Enjoy!

You Can’t Fall in Love for at Least 6 Months

In tonight’s episode (last one until August 18th) Sue and I wax poetic about drawing selfies, 50 Shades of Grey, Robin Thicke, women who can’t stop dating the wrong guy, why I joined Tinder, and why you can’t love someone until you know all of them. Enjoy, and see you in two weeks!

Rants on the World Cup and Naked Guys in the Gym

….and jealous guys, and people who text during movies, and Orange is the New Black, and….on and on.

Does he like me?

If you have to ask that question…NO! Anyway, tonight, Sue and I dive into:

  • An email from a girl who has a lame guy sending her pictures of his junk
  • An email from an AWESOME girl in Boston dating the wrong guy
  • An Econ teacher’s personal list of wisest words
  • PC Steve (or Lt. Steve Silver of the PC Police) has an excellent article slamming the critics of the, #cancelcolbert campaign
  • The ending of, “How I Met Your Mother.”
  • And more!

He’s Not Going to Leave His wife

Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about the following:

  • How that married guy you’re “dating” is never going to leave his wife
  • This lady, I was a little mean on the show, but I mean well, I swear
  • Should Girls go for nerdy guys? If only they could want to
  • My  recent article about Twilight…suck it Team Edward
  • AC Green being the only virgin on the 80’s LA Lakers
  • That dingbat moron Jenny McCarthy might be responsible for a measles outbreak
  • and more!

Hecklers, Banning the Word, “Bossy” and the Science of Happily Ever After

We’re back live! I’m still fighting this damn cold but screw it! Tonight, Sue returns and we discuss:

Cougars, Break-Ups, and how to be a MAN

Tonight, Sue and I dive headfirst into:

  • Are women discriminated against in Hollywood?
  • Goldman Sach’s MAN LIST!
  • How Breaking Up is hard…to..do
  • A “cougar” send me hate mail
  • Dealing with, “one-downers”
  • and more!

Last Show of 2013!

Tonight, in our final show of the year, Sue and I dive headfirst into:

  • How 9 out of 10 husbands need to grow a pair
  • How you should nominate the SNG Show for the Stitcher Awards!
  • The murder of my friend in Las Vegas
  • How I am ashamed to call myself an Eagles fan after this crap
  • Hecklers at comedy shows who wish they were up on stage
  • And more!