Tag Archives: One Night Stands

#391: How to Avoid Annoying People at Bars

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#389: Harvey Weinstein and Absolute Power

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He’s not sorry for what he’s done. He’s sorry because he got caught. You can’t turn a cake into a pizza.

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Dating advice about how you should leave your ex’s alone unless you know exactly what you want from them
  • Why we lose interest in people
  • Quick thoughts on, “Blade Runner 2049.”
  • And most of all, Harvey f—king Weinstein, his crew of enablers, and what it means to be truly brave

Enjoy!

#384: Virtual Reality Dating, People Banging in Public, and F is For Family Table Read

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I’m back! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • The table read I attended for, “F is For Family.” Many thanks for Michael Price for the invite on Twitter!
  • Why people have sex in public
  • Virtual Reality Dating
  • Reviews of Jessica Jones and Game of Thrones
  • This article and why you shouldn’t do nice things for people who don’t know you are alive.
  • This bizarre IKEA ad
  • And more!

#383: A Single Person’s Proper Mentality

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Tonight, I’m going deep on my failures of being a raging coward. Granted, I am completely ignoring the times that I was Sade’s Sweetest Taboo, but such is the life of someone still struggling with self-loathing. At least you might get something out of it.

THEN:

Life happens, and the last 3rd (or so) is about the recent Joss Whedon cluster-f from his ex-wife. I have a more nuanced position the most, at least I’d like to think so.

Enjoy!

#380: How to Break Up With Someone: Revisited

Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why you should check out a lecture on gardening even if that’s the last thing you should do
  • The awesomeness that is Tony Bennet
  • How to Break Up With Someone Properly
  • Something women (in general) are dead wrong about, and how their men should handle it
  • And oh so much more

Enjoy!

#379: The Big Sick and Cross-Cultural Dating

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic and shoot the breeze about:

  • The pitfalls one encounters when you date outside of your own, “tribe.”
  • A review of the recent film on the above subject, “The Big Sick.”
  • I also watched the first three episodes of, “GLOW,” and the jury is still out.
  • The kind of man I want Jack to grow up to be, and why that isn’t necessarily a good thing

Enjoy!

#374: Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

#373: Take the Leap

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • The Leap I took in Nevada last week, and how it relates to becoming a Dad
  • Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a Dad :)
  • Tiger Woods: LEAVE HIM BE
  • A guy is suing a lady for texting on their first (and only) date 
  • First date advice and how you need to learn how to listen
  • And more!

#369: Dating Reality Check

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How to handle getting stalked
  • Why we need women to give dating seminars to men and vice versa
  • RIP Charlie Murphy
  • Why you should be a role model for kids
  • Easter thoughts and a year later from my Dad passing away
  • And more!

#366: Pyramid Schemes and Apologizing…Sometimes

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Hello! Yeah. I’m back. Still kind of scattershot with the weekly show themes, but lots of changes coming in the latter half of 2017. We’ll get there eventually, but until then:

  • A year ago I lost my Dad. Thoughts on that.
  • What to do if a friend of yours gets involved with a pyramid scheme
  • Reviews of, “His Girl Friday,” and Dave Chappelle’s first special from Netflix
  • When you should, or shouldn’t, apologize to someone you’ve wronged
  • And oh so much more!

#365: Be Your Own Boss

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Why Almaza is the place to be on the (eastern) west side of Los Angeles
  • Review of this excellent Cracked.com article
  • Review of, “Steve Jobs,” and Aaron Sorkin
  • A soccer player who thanked his wife…and his girlfriend…on television
  • What to do every time you wake up
  • And more!

Equalism For All

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Good evening, what’s going on? tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness Update: Time to Pump up the Volume
  • Wisdom from a Retired Navy Seal Operator
  • Film reviews of the Black Mirror Episode, “The Entire History of You,” and, “10 Cloverfield Lane.”
  • A shameful act from my past
  • Thoughts on, “International Women’s Day.”
  • And more!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

The Hunt

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Good evening ladies and germs! Tonight, I blow hard about:

  • How hunting for food and hunting for….(fill in blank)…are different
  • Day 2 of my, “Whole30,” experience (it sucks).
  • Disneyland’s new security and why we put up with this
  • For the love of Zalman King Soft-core Porn

Enjoy!

What Good Would It Do?

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Happy New Year! 2016 behind us, 2017 on the way, I dive head first into the shallow end of the pointlessness of anxiety, the joys of VR, my goals for this year, and more! Enjoy, and welcome back!

Never Food Shop When You’re Hungry…

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And never date when you’re desperate. Same principle. I cover that, plus a whole bunch of other topics, including:

  • Why arguing politics is stupid, online and in real life
  • Update on my therapy endeavors
  • Red Flags to watch out for on a first date (for the fellas)
  • Why I’m getting off of facebook
  • And more. Oh so much more

Enjoy!

Should You Ask Her Out Again?

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Surprise Sunday show! Tonight, I crack wise and shoot the breeze about how flashing your wealth means you’re rich and stupid, whether or not to ask her out again, and our awful addiction to screens. I also have some fun with this club for Beautiful People. Like ME. Enjoy!

Live Until You Die

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Tonight, I explain some of the right ways to live (and some of the wrong) as well as an explanation of lizard brain entitlement. I also tell you what the right reasons for having children are. Hint: I WANNA BE A PARENT ain’t one of them. Enjoy!

Breaking Up is Hard To Do

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Especially when you’re the one doing it. Yes, in my single days, it was WAY easier to get dumped then do the dumping. I’ll rant about that, as well as some other things certain to offend you. Enjoy!