Tag Archives: Sex

Tell Them Why You Dumped Them

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Why it’s a good idea to ask someone why they dumped you
  • Why I am now 40 but feel 32
  • Review of the second season of, “Master of None.”
  • Why, “Bambi,” is the best movie about how to be a man
  • And more!

Everything is Your Fault

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Good evening and happy HUMP day everyone! Tonight, I rant about turning 40 (next week) and becoming a Dad this December (a real one, sorry Chloe), as well as the wonderful, “F is for Family,” and a few dating stories that make my skin crawl (but everything was my fault). Enjoy!

Take the Leap

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Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • The Leap I took in Nevada last week, and how it relates to becoming a Dad
  • Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a Dad :)
  • Tiger Woods: LEAVE HIM BE
  • A guy is suing a lady for texting on their first (and only) date 
  • First date advice and how you need to learn how to listen
  • And more!

#370: The Search for the Gamma Quadrant

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Here. Get distracted by this hot alien lady. Anyway, at no point do I talk about Star Trek (that’s another podcast, coming soon) but I DO wax poetic about

  • The awesomeness of Manny Machado and why we should be like him
  • My continuing search of the gamma quadrant in my soul
  • Whole30/Fitness update: doing well weight wise, but still haven’t gotten permission to test yet. May 20 fast approaches
  • And OH so much more

Enjoy!

#369: Dating Reality Check

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Good evening! Tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How to handle getting stalked
  • Why we need women to give dating seminars to men and vice versa
  • RIP Charlie Murphy
  • Why you should be a role model for kids
  • Easter thoughts and a year later from my Dad passing away
  • And more!

Equalism For All

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Good evening, what’s going on? tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness Update: Time to Pump up the Volume
  • Wisdom from a Retired Navy Seal Operator
  • Film reviews of the Black Mirror Episode, “The Entire History of You,” and, “10 Cloverfield Lane.”
  • A shameful act from my past
  • Thoughts on, “International Women’s Day.”
  • And more!

Don’t Engage (With Crazy)

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about:

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  • Why arguing with crazy people will drive you insane
  • Whole30 Fitness update; The Next Step!
  • What cracked.com gets right, and wrong, about this article
  • Film reviews of, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” and, “Lion.”
  • What to do about Spain’s falling birthrates
  • Morons texting in movies
  • And more!

Your Enemies are your Best Friends

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Your Enemies are your Best Friends

Good evening, what’s going on? Tonight, I wax my board about

  • Fitness/Krav Update: Going well!
  • Two dating mistakes of mine (oh, have mercy)
  • Why someone who hates you is your best teacher
  • The true beginning of the show was not in 2009
  • Film Reviews of, “John Wick Chapter 2,” “The Girl on the Train,” and more
  • And SO much more!

Become Your Authentic Self or, “Die.”

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Good evening, what’s going on? ‘Bout time I use that here.  Again.

Anywho, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • Fitness updates; 21 days out of 30 completed
  • Why girls sometimes give bad dating advice to guys
  • Dr. Antonio finally got something wrong on twitter (it never happens. He’s awesome).
  • Film reviews
  • A nightmare I had recently
  • Enjoy!

Find A Mission

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Nairy position God I’m a hack.

Anyway, tonight, I wax poetic about:

  • How thoughts in your head are a bigger threat to you than any human being outside
  • fitness whole30 update
  • answer to the questions below (from @bestproadvice on twitter)
  • Why a few of you need to get a grip
  • and more!

@bestproadvice

The Hunt

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Good evening ladies and germs! Tonight, I blow hard about:

  • How hunting for food and hunting for….(fill in blank)…are different
  • Day 2 of my, “Whole30,” experience (it sucks).
  • Disneyland’s new security and why we put up with this
  • For the love of Zalman King Soft-core Porn

Enjoy!

What Good Would It Do?

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Happy New Year! 2016 behind us, 2017 on the way, I dive head first into the shallow end of the pointlessness of anxiety, the joys of VR, my goals for this year, and more! Enjoy, and welcome back!

Last One of the Year

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Tonight, last one of the year, I explore the wonderful gift Amy Schumer gave her father, Mark Hamill’s marriage advice, and how to find your meaning in life. Enjoy!

Get A Dog

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Tonight, I wax poetic about how this show might change next year, why getting a dog is a good idea if you’re single and lonely (as long as “Fluffy” is a placeholder, not a substitute), how I would remake, “Love, Actually,” and my GIANT problem with the ending of the otherwise awesome new film, “Arrival.” Enjoy!

Never Food Shop When You’re Hungry…

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And never date when you’re desperate. Same principle. I cover that, plus a whole bunch of other topics, including:

  • Why arguing politics is stupid, online and in real life
  • Update on my therapy endeavors
  • Red Flags to watch out for on a first date (for the fellas)
  • Why I’m getting off of facebook
  • And more. Oh so much more

Enjoy!

Should You Ask Her Out Again?

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Surprise Sunday show! Tonight, I crack wise and shoot the breeze about how flashing your wealth means you’re rich and stupid, whether or not to ask her out again, and our awful addiction to screens. I also have some fun with this club for Beautiful People. Like ME. Enjoy!

The Rise of the Gamma Male

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Good evening, ladies and germs! Tonight, I toss the ball around concerning:

  • The Rise of the Gamma Male
  • Online Dating do’s and don’ts
  • Reviews of “The Babadook,” and, “The Nice Guys.”
  • An incident on a golf course this past weekend
  • Daredevil
  • And more! Enjoy!

Snape the “Nice Guy,” and Burying the Crazy Ex

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Greetings! Tonight, I throw the ball of yarn around yapping my gums about whether or not Snape is a, “Nice Guy Jerk,” from Harry Potter, a review of the film, “Burying the Ex,” plus a whole bunch of other stuff you don’t want to miss. Enjoy!

Don’t Engage With Crazy

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We’re back! Tonight, I wax poetic and crack wise about “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,” and also:

Enjoy!