Tag Archives: Twilight

You Can’t Fall in Love for at Least 6 Months

In tonight’s episode (last one until August 18th) Sue and I wax poetic about drawing selfies, 50 Shades of Grey, Robin Thicke, women who can’t stop dating the wrong guy, why I joined Tinder, and why you can’t love someone until you know all of them. Enjoy, and see you in two weeks!

He’s Not Going to Leave His wife

Tonight, Sue and I wax poetic about the following:

  • How that married guy you’re “dating” is never going to leave his wife
  • This lady, I was a little mean on the show, but I mean well, I swear
  • Should Girls go for nerdy guys? If only they could want to
  • My  recent article about Twilight…suck it Team Edward
  • AC Green being the only virgin on the 80’s LA Lakers
  • That dingbat moron Jenny McCarthy might be responsible for a measles outbreak
  • and more!

Is He Playing Games?

Probably. No matter. Anyway, tonight, during the opening of what will most likely (not) be a great (but rebuilding) season for my beloved Philadelphia Eagles, Sue and I dive into the following:

  • Advice for my lovelorn single friends
  • Normal wedding jitters
  • Crazy Arizona Christians going to England
  • How 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight are just wonderful pieces of literature and great examples for women to follow
  • Whether a guy is playing games with his girl or not
  • And more!

Kristen Stewart is NOT a Whore

Tonight, we wax poetic about:

  • Kristen Stewart; she’s young, she is going to make mistakes, and the real bad guy is the married dipshit who seduced her
  • This fella getting his Star on the Walk of Fame!
  • An unfortunate update about a listener’s dating woes
  • Further thoughts from our female soldier in the Middle East as to why guys keep dating shrews
  • An Email from a guy tempted to bang a married chick he used to date
  • And more!

Hall Pass and Monogamy?

Tonight, Sue and tackle the following:

  • a phone call from Shawn, who tells us of his up-coming divorce and why his marriage didn’t work out
  • Some quick thoughts on the Colorado Massacre, and why I’m trying my darnest to move away from topics that aren’t related to Dating and Relationships
  • A final (?) update on that Bad Date Great Story Censorship situation
  • The slightly absurd idea of a, “Hall Pass”
  • A listener of ours gives a great counter-point to short guys who claim they can’t get girls
  • And MORE!

Sexual Exclusivity, Fright Night, and LA Romance

Welcome everybody!  Riding Solo today, I discuss the following:

  • Fright Night; how a boy becomes a man fighting a vampire
  • How there can only be one rooster in a henhouse, even if there is only one hen
  • Online dating advice for idiot guys who don’t get it
  • Sexual Exclusivity coming before Romantic Exclusivity, and how that’s a good thing
  • How love is very much alive in Los Angeles
  • And More!

Weiner Talk with Steve Silver

Steve Silver of Steve Silver.net returns as we discuss:

  • the SNG gets politically incorrect
  • Anthony Weiner and Arnold.  Morons
  • Movies, like how “Up” is great but “Cars” Sucks
  • Warren Beatty and his penis
  • True Blood vs. Twilight…again.

Religion and Romance

Philadelphia film critic Steve Silver joins me once again and we talk about:

  • Religion and Romance, and how they maybe shouldn’t mix…or should they?
  • How much Tribalism sucks
  • Gay Marriage is good for population control
  • How Nerd Conventions are an un-tapped resource (Orion Slave Girls)
  • Our little girls, thanks to Paris Hilton and other reality show sluts, have no more good role models
  • I confess that I haven’t had my first asian.


Chick Flicks and Eat Pray WHAT?

Philadelphia Film Critic Stephen Silver joins me as we discuss:

  • Eat Pray Love, aka how to make everyone serve you because you are WOMAN!
  • Sex and the City 2, aka Transformers 2 for girls
  • Sookie vs Bella…again
  • How Gay guys often write most of the chick flicks (aka gay guys playing with giant Barbie Dolls)
  • Long Distance Relationships

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BEST OF: The Party Podcast Hits Makai: July 2009

Thanks to Jordan’s new IPhone, The Jordan and Chloe Show hits the streets!  Along with the “gang” (Melissa, Tracy and Mitch) the four of us hit Makai and talk about numbers, dating, getting wrecked by relationships, and more.  Enjoy!

BEST OF: The Party Podcast: July 2009

What great fun!  Jordan and Chloe are joined not only by Melissa, but by new friends Tracy and Mitch, and we all mix it up in ways you can never imagine.  We talk about dating in LA, some hijinks, dating older people, and then some.  You’re in for a treat!  Enjoy!

I hate Katherine Heigl

I’m sorry I just can’t help it.  She’s earned my hatred.  Anyway, Beverly Hills Power Couple Melissa and Eric continue with me and we talk more about relationships, what makes them tick, you know, and Grey’s Anatomy.  Ugg.

First Podcast going up tonight…

But first, the change to this site will be gradual, though I think I’ll get a lot of it done this weekend.  You can already see the title change.  More coming soon.

In the meantime, check out this review of “New Moon” by Garth Franklin.  A choice quote:

“While the parallels to “Romeo and Juliet” are laboured on thick, more fitting a comparison is “Moby Dick”. What else is Edward if not a pale white force of nature, and Bella the protagonist so utterly consumed by her obsession to him much to the detriment of everyone around her. Of course Melville took Ahab’s obsession to its logical conclusion, Meyer’s story on the other hand kindly rewards Bella’s narcissism and borderline schizophrenic personality disorder.”

High Cotton.

You can also listen to my take on Vampire chick lit here.  I’ve said everything I’ve need to say on the subject so I don’t think another podcast is warranted.

Be back tonight!