First of all, my loyal readers and fans know that the SNG loves the ladies.
I am dating, but technically single, and I’m not quite ready to allow my single life to circle the drain JUST yet. That is, until the right lady comes along and convinces me to do otherwise. I’m not saying it’s impossible, in fact I know it’s likely. I am just going to enjoy myself until I get tranked and tagged and wake up next to the love of my life. I know she’s out there somewhere, looking for me. Perhaps I’ve already met her. Perhaps I went to the movies with her last week, I have no idea, the possibilities are endless and that’s part of the fun.
Oh wait, we’re talking about Porn here. I digressed, I can’t help it, I’m a die-hard romantic.
Back to Porn. Porn Porn Porn.
The Internet is for porn, PORN PORN, thank you Trekkie-Monster. But my major confession is unlike most guys, Porn really doesn’t do it for me. Indeed, I have a CD-ROM with “Productivity Software” in my CD case, but I never look at it. Seriously. Just as women are issued, along with their breasts, emotional roller-coasters and the Season DVD’s for “Grey’s Anatomy” when they are born, there are a few women out there, I’m quite certain, that have no interest in McDreamy or McSteamy or whatever bullshit they call television these days.
Likewise, porn does nothing for me really. For once, I agree with the feminists; it’s not sexy, and can be quite demeaning to women. This coming from the dude who just wrote an article about breasts, you might want to take what I’m saying here with more than a grain of salt.
I have never encountered a woman who wanted a money shot to the face. I simply cannot imagine that, nor could I imagine ever dating or marrying a woman who wanted me to do that. The producers of porn know their audience, and so do I; my buddies and I once stumbled into the Porn Convention in Vegas a few years back. It was fucking disgusting. A lot of sleazeballs and truck drivers, who bang hookers and don’t even know how to string together the words, “I love your work,” to Misty Canyon or Chastity Jones or whatever chick with daddy issues and fake tits is signing her new DVD of “Anal Pleasure Injuries 7; Revenge of the Anus.” The fans just drool and stroke their penises as well as their goatees. My friends and I lasted an hour, got the hell out of there and ran to the Star Trek Bar. Man I miss that place.
So no, I’m not into Porn, but with the advent of 3D, will seeing people bang in three dimensions be a game changer? Perhaps, and not just for the world at large, but for me. I’ll have to try it once, I suppose, once I get my 3D TV (my PS3 just uploaded the firmware for 3D, all I need is the new display).
It was interesting, reading this article from last year’s CES, how the Porn industry is being cautious. I’m surprised. Having seen Kelly Brook naked in “Piranha 3D”, that was but a sneak preview of the possibilities (and how, my review of the underwater swimming scene, two boners up).
But since men who enjoy porn at home tend to, uh, molest themselves, while watching porn, I wonder what the glasses and the possible headaches will do in the way of the “releases” that happen while ah fuck it Masturbating to porn. Again, I don’t do that, but I’m the minority here.
In the past, Porn tends to be the game changer with new technologies. It sank Beta when they refused to support Porn, and VHS won that battle. Ditto Blu-Ray (if I’m not mistaken). These sleezeballs know they have a billion dollar loyal industry, so accusations of exploitation aside, there is money to be made. As long as the tech goes along, I cannot imagine why porn would not dive vagina first into this new world of three-dimensional boobies and cock. Why not?
If the SNG would consider giving it a try, they must be on to something.
Check out this video, an Avatar Porn parody, it made me laugh. Thank you Gizmodo.
Also, here is yours truly at the porn convention from a few years ago. Surprised?