Welcome back everyone! Tonight, “live” from the Grand Canyon (eh, almost three weeks ago) comes the first half of today’s show. Then, back to the studio for part two as I discuss:

• The “Rules”…again
• That idiot redneck moron who shot his daughter’s laptop on Facebook.
• Valentine’s Day…my thoughts and criticisms of it
• Diamonds should not be a girl’s best friend
• A piece of hate mail I got, and how one can draw wisdom from the oddest places in life (douchebags)
• And more!